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There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Can I have directions? Do you have a early dating pace Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Because heaven is a long way from here. Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Do you have a keg in your pants?
What do you do for a living? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Cause damn, you look expensive! You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you. And then I met you.
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Because that would be super. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Are you a candle? Cause you are hot and I want s'more. Can I borrow your cell phone?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. I can practically see myself in them.
You are on fire. You smell like trash